HAPPY INDEPENDENCE NAIJA PEEPS!

Proudly Nigerian Guys...anytime anyday! But I am worried though...

I feel like a mother burdened with a 54 year old handicapped child. The child is ageing in your eyes and in your house but has refused to be useful to himself or the nation!

Nigeria, my son, you have all it takes to be 'somebody' but you have decided to be an NFA (No Future Ambition). You have refused to marry and bear me fruits! If you had 'Down's Syndrome', I can understand but you are a full fledged normal human who has just refused to grow up.

Is it until I disown you (relocate to another country and claim citizenship), that you will know I'm serious. You were once a fool at 40, now I don't know what to call you at 54!!

But like a good mother that I am, I will not abandon you, I will continue to pray for you and hope for the best.

INI EDO'S MARRIAGE CRASHES AND HUSBAND COLLECTS BRIDE PRICE BACK!!

This gist was too hot to be left sizzling on it's own, if not you guys go abuse me!

I hate being the spreader of bad news but I have a 'job' to do! *wink wink* My husband has been asking what my own is and I will keep telling him that "I help people learn from other people's experience!"...Does that make sense?!...Oh, whatever!

 It is alleged that Ini Edo's marriage to her American-based business man husband, Philip Ehiagwina has crashed.

This is confirmed gist by my senior colleagues in the blogging business, especially SDK. They say you can even carry this gist to the bank!

The break up is said to be as a result of accusations of domestic violence and serial cheating. A close friend of Ini (close friend again?! one has to be really careful) claims that Philip even demanded to have the bride price he paid on her head back. And of course, his wish was granted.

Wetin consign Ini, I hear she is presently in Makurdi, shooting a movie! Life must go on.

But what I find baffling is that if Philip is the one cheating, would he be collecting bride price or begging to repair the troubled marriage #justasking *Please, I can't do any maths...I hate maths sef!*

Well, the morale of the story is that be sure of what your real agenda is before you permanently tie the knot. If one is not careful, you will not only be termed a 'serial cheater' but a 'serial marryer'!

Happy Independence Day!

MY BEST-FRIEND ESCORTED ME OUT OF MY MATRIMONIAL HOME

 Wonders will never stop ceasing! Sometimes, when some weird things are happening to you, and you are searching for the root cause, no need to look far, start with those people that are supposedly close to you.

This mail I got is not really a new thing but before I continue, read first and then drop your opinion later...

Dear NHW,

I am writing so that you can publish my story. I want you and other blog readers to rejoice with me because I just reunited with my husband.

I don't know where to start from but the root cause of my 3 year old marriage has always been my best friend whom I took as a sister. We have been best friends for about 10 years, so tell me how this person will not know practically everything about me. She knew when I met my husband and she was my chief bridesmaid at my wedding.

My friend has always been my confidante from day 1. She knows everything that goes on in my marriage. If my husband coughs she knows. How we make love and when, she knows. If my husband and I quarrel, she is in the know.

Lately, I noticed that our quarrel was becoming more frequent and intense. We even quarrel in front of my friend. Little did I know that I was slowly killing my marriage. Do you know that when I go to work, my so called friend comes around to hang out with my hussy. You can imagine all the things they discuss. This funny relationship took a toll on my marriage.

The last straw for me and my husband was when he blatantly refused to provide money for housekeeping, saying that I was wasteful or extravagant. These and many more issues. My friend was around that morning and so witnessed everything and saw my husband storm out of the house. I told her I was fed up with the marriage and that I was leaving. Do you know, she didn't stop me or even try to advice me against my decision. Anyway, I packed my things and she saw me off to the bus stop. I forgot to mention that she is also my neighbour, so I left the house key with her.

I went to stay with an aunt not too far away from my house. The 3 days or so I stayed away, my husband didn't call or look for me. Meanwhile, my friend had been calling regularly. So I was more convinced that he didn't love me any more. So I decided to go and take some more clothes to continue staying at my aunt's place.

I got to my house unannounced. What struck me was that my husband's car was still in the compound and so, that only indicated that he was at home. As I drew closer to use the back door leading to the kitchen, I noticed that the kitchen door and windows were wide open. I even noticed smoke coming out. I hastened my steps...Lo and behold, who did I see in a nightie cooking and singing, my BEST FRIEND!! I shouted and she dropped what she was holding in shock. I launched at her. I did not spare any part of her body! My husband came out, and I also gave him the beating of his life! That was how the truth started pouring out. To cut story short, my friend had been knocking me and my husband's head without us knowing. Neighbours came to settle the fight, no be small O!

*Na Wah O! Well, I'm still a learner! Please, you guys should keep the mails coming abeg...getting hot in here!*